Fishy, oh fishy..

I thought that it is almost time I should be over nemology by now, since i got sidetracked by many other..err..."distractions" along the way.

Distraction 1. ^^

Distraction 2. So freaking pinchable cheeks!

Distraction 3. WTH, right? But would you just look at the gorgeous face? And those legs, oh god.. *heaven*

But every time the face or name of the fishy flashed by somewhere on the flat screen, I would get so excited that a squeal or two actually escaped my mouth!. Le sigh~~ This must be the longest crush I've ever had...

Despite you being quite short, quite idiotic, a huge crybaby, clingy, bulliable, gullible, dorky, me not fitting into the description of your ideal type at all, plain weird, pushy, and xiao qi at times, I still can't get over you. Why?



BAM! Oh, that's why. @_@


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone, with love from our dearest Fishy. =)

Another hair-breaking story..

I hate my hair. Stupid aunty. Show picture already still cannot get it right.

"Oh like this in the picture har." *barely glances at the picture* "You want cut layer?" *walks away* "Cut layer lah hor."

Er, it would be nice if you so much so take a look at the picture that I painstakingly find online before deciding for me what to cut. And last time I check, the one paying should have a say on how she wants her hair to be cut, or shaved for any matter. Then again, correct me if I'm somehow outdated.

"It's nicer to have a bit of layer. I cut layer this short ok?" *gestures somewhere middle of the ear and proceeded to cut*

You call that a bit of layer?

"Layer nice ar. Not nice mer? You don't like it ar?"

You think I like it when distaste is written ALL over my head? When I'm shaking my head so furiously?

"Aiyo, If you don't like layer then should say cut straight already. But it's too late to change already now." *chortles to self*

When did I say I wanted layers?? I asked for a trim!

"Straight cut is not in now la. Nowadays people like layer cut . Straight cut not nice la. Unless you like la. People don't like already. Understand?" *shakes head knowingly*

By "nowadays people", which planet do you mean they are from? And yes, I happened to like straight cut, with little layers at most. And please, if you can find one hot celebrity out there with a hair like mine, I'll give you 10 cents. Please google SNSD or Victoria Secret angels, thank you very much.

"Layer is like that de. If you put hair to the back it will look short lo. If you put it to the front it will look longer lo. And of course will qiao d la. Understand or not?" *clucking tongue*

Ohhhhh, could you pwetty pleaseeeeesh explain 1+1=2 to me too? And how many times did I mentioned I don't want my hair to qiao again? Farks..

"How? Don't like ar? You want shampoo your head or not? No? Rinse ok? $17 please."

Wah. Rinse head extra $3? Farks..

"OK, thank you. Have a nice day." *turns to shampoo girl to yakkkk away*

Oh my, how sweet are you to wish me a nice day. But how? I think I will have a gloomy month ahead, if not a few. Farks..

*walks out to the gloomy day*