I hate my hair. Stupid aunty. Show picture already still cannot get it right.
"Oh like this in the picture har." *barely glances at the picture* "You want cut layer?" *walks away* "Cut layer lah hor."
Er, it would be nice if you so much so take a look at the picture that I painstakingly find online before deciding for me what to cut. And last time I check, the one paying should have a say on how she wants her hair to be cut, or shaved for any matter. Then again, correct me if I'm somehow outdated.
"It's nicer to have a bit of layer. I cut layer this short ok?" *gestures somewhere middle of the ear and proceeded to cut*
You call that a bit of layer?
"Layer nice ar. Not nice mer? You don't like it ar?"
You think I like it when distaste is written ALL over my head? When I'm shaking my head so furiously?
"Aiyo, If you don't like layer then should say cut straight already. But it's too late to change already now." *chortles to self*
When did I say I wanted layers?? I asked for a trim!
"Straight cut is not in now la. Nowadays people like layer cut . Straight cut not nice la. Unless you like la. People don't like already. Understand?" *shakes head knowingly*
By "nowadays people", which planet do you mean they are from? And yes, I happened to like straight cut, with little layers at most. And please, if you can find one hot celebrity out there with a hair like mine, I'll give you 10 cents. Please google SNSD or Victoria Secret angels, thank you very much.
"Layer is like that de. If you put hair to the back it will look short lo. If you put it to the front it will look longer lo. And of course will qiao d la. Understand or not?" *clucking tongue*
Ohhhhh, could you pwetty pleaseeeeesh explain 1+1=2 to me too? And how many times did I mentioned I don't want my hair to qiao again? Farks..
"How? Don't like ar? You want shampoo your head or not? No? Rinse ok? $17 please."
Wah. Rinse head extra $3? Farks..
"OK, thank you. Have a nice day." *turns to shampoo girl to yakkkk away*
Oh my, how sweet are you to wish me a nice day. But how? I think I will have a gloomy month ahead, if not a few. Farks..
*walks out to the gloomy day*
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lol! i'm not laughing at u. I HATE going to the hairdresser just as much as i hate going to the dentist. I just have been where u r so many times i have to laugh. Everytime i have this pic, they look at it, say oh so beautiful and then i find my hair like everybody else's in the salon! it makes me want to scream. But hey, they're holding a pair of scissors and i do love my hair, so when they ask if i like it, i just nod and manage a sorry excuse of a smile.
I need to find a good hairdresser! Hope u have better luck next time! ;o)
eh..where did you have your haircut?
wow, i didn't know there's still people who actually read my blog.
saraduckling: going to the hairdresser is becoming more and more of a nightmare for me. =(( what's with going to the dentist for you though?
shynn: some neighbourhood salon near my place in sg. it has good reviews online so i decided to try my luck.
somehow i find that most of the time u don have the luck on getting a nice or ur desirable haircut...
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